Attention whore Miley Cyrus got attention for fake kissing another chick on Britain’s Got Talent the other night, and now she’s pretending to be mad about it. Yes, this is one of those “DON’T LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! DON’T LOOK AT ME!” moments. Miley spat up on her blog (via ONTD) last night and said that everyone needs to focus on more important things like world peace. Like such as.
Miley is a 17-year-old window licker whose mom was most likely high on glue and swamp water during pregnancy, but she is absolutely right! The world needs more peace, which is why she should lead the way by getting her jaw permanently wired shut and retiring to the dam from which she came from.
And while we’re waiting for that to happen, here’s Miley in London yesterday giving the lot lizards of the south a preview of what they will be wearing this fall.