Phil Spector’s Wife Wants To Be A Pop Star

June 4, 2010 / Posted by:

While Phil Spector is serving 19 years in prison for murdering Lana Clarkson, his equally creepy wife Rachelle Spector is mass murdering ear drums and retinas with the video for her new song “Here In My Heart.” It’s the first single off her album called “Out Of My Chelle.” Rachelle is serious with that title. Just like that bitch is serious about using every single eyeshadow shade in her Coastal Scents makeup palette. Bitch looks like Phil Spector 10 years ago in budget drag as Taylor Dane. Hopefully, “here in her heart” is a shit load of make-up remover, because that is not the look.

And that song! It should be sung by a Mickey Mouse Club member circa 1990 or a cartoon character, not a grown ass woman! Apparently, Phil produced this mess from prison, which makes sense because it’s fucking torture.

I give it 9 out 9 Creepy Phils:

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