Don’t Call LeAnn And Eddie Home Wreckers
LeAnn Rimes has an album coming out in a couple of weeks, so she’s starting the engine on the “I’m Sorry I Did Ho Shit, Now Buy My Album” wagon by apologizing for fucking a married man while she was married. This comes after LeAnn tried to gag her boyfriend’s wife with a cease and desist.
LeAnn got on her hands and knees and cried to People (via SFGate) about how she’s sorry for thinking with her clit by cheating on her husband. Even though LeAnn hurt people, she doesn’t regret the outcum (on purpose typo). LeAnn said, “I did one of the most selfish things that I possibly could do, in hurting someone else. I take responsibility for everything I’ve done. I hate that people got hurt. But I don’t regret the outcome. I was out of balance. My marriage was out of balance. There was something missing.”
The most erotic thing LeAnn did with her ex-gay husband was give each other pedicures while watching Sex and the City reruns, so of course bitch doesn’t regret that she’s spinning around on Eddie Cibiran’s peen. A life without pussy seizures is a sad one, so I can’t hate her for that. But I can throw hate at her for denying her bull dozer vagina.
LeAnn went on to say, “The hardest thing to hear is someone call either of us a home wrecker because we didn’t walk into a perfectly happy marriage and ruin it.”
If LeAnn and Eddie don’t like being called “home wreckers,” how about we call them cheating whores instead? Is that better? Oh wait, those beady-eyed bitches probably can’t read that so let me inject some roids into that font:
HOW ABOUT WE CALL YOU CHEATING WHORES INSTEAD? IS THAT BETTER?
“And what’s so wrong with being called a home wrecker anyway?” – Sienna Miller and me