Chace Crawford Caught With The Good Shit

Chace Crawford might become somebody’s purdy purdy prison wife soon! Probably. But not really. TMZ reports that Ed Westwick’s lip gloss applier was busted with one singular teensy weensy joint in the parking lot of Ringo’s Pub in Plano, Texas a little after 12 this morning. The only thing that’s better than getting caught with a little join in the parking lot of Ringo’s in Plano is if you’re in a Camaro and Skynrd is playing on the AM radio.

A source tells TMZ that Chace was in the car with a friend when cops found the unlit joint. They arrested and charged him with possession of marijuana. Chace paid his bail and now he’s freeeee!

When you’re giving a beej to a hot piece in the back of a car parked outside of Ringo’s and the cops roll up, spit that dick out of your mouth and get rid of that joint! Swallow the joint whole or shove it up your no-no. Doesn’t Chace know anything?! But I’ll stop yelling at him, because it’s obvious that he suffered police brutality.

I mean, look at those 5 o’clock brows. The cops didn’t give him a pair of tweezers to clean up his brow situation in the bathroom before taking his mug shot. You can tell Chace is hating life because of it too. There’s nothing worse than getting caught with your eyebrow game not in check.