You know how when an A-list superstar signs up to a movie and other A-list superstars also sign up because they like to stick together (just throw me a “yes” and keep walking with me)? Well, that’s what is happening to Celebrity Rehab right now.
Yesterday, it was reported that The Empress of Lucite is floating into Celebrity Rehab, and today my favorite Pointer Sister, Bonnie Pointer, lifted her hand up from the dumpster and yelled, “ME TOO!”
TMZ says that Bonnie, who has a history of snorting anything that comes in a vial or Ziploc bag, is joining the cast! The ratings are about to soar higher than Bonnie’s state of mind the day after her royalty check comes in!
I mean, Shauna and Bonnie under the same roof? Heaven is really apologizing to us for taking Rue McClanahan too soon. Shauna and Bonnie are totally going to bond over their intense love of lip liner, which will lead to them starting a disco duo! Every strip club that accepts food stamps as tips better clear their schedule, because a new headliner is about to come through!
And if you’ve never shook hands with Bonnie’s brand of crack crack craziness, then watch this video of her at work from a few of months ago. It will turn you into a believer: