Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 4, 2010 / Posted by:

It was ages ago when this actor was considered a heart throb, and now the actor is struggling to cling to a career that’s just as doomed as his thinning hair line. The actor not only has terrible plugs (we suspect, this is unconfirmed) but is hoping to get implants in his derriere in order to do a nude scene that he’s hoping will put him back in sex symbol status. We don’t mind his acting, but we think we should keep the clothes on and face facts. Not Nicolas Cage. (BuzzFoto)

BURT REYNOLDS!!!! No, Burt will always have the power to summon the panty pudding with or without silicone cutlets in his nalgas. I’ll go with Sylvester Stallone, and I bet his ass will look like this afterwards. He wishes, right?

This B-/C+ list actor is the co-star on a network show with lots of firepower, but has been struggling ratings wise. Despite the rumors that our actor is having a fling with his A list actress co-star, the ratings continue to slump. Anyway, not too long ago our actor was in a bar with a friend. Two women came up to our actor to tell him they were fans. The actor turned to them and said, “Don’t even talk to me unless you are going to show me your tits.” As he said this he started fondling one of the women between her legs. The actor’s friend then apologized and said the actor was drunk and didn’t mean it. Our actor then said he meant every word and that the two women should go back to his place with him for a threesome or leave him alone. (CDAN)

Brian Van Holt of Cougar Town? I present to the court: EXHIBIT EVERYTHING.

This B list female R&B singer with some decent hits was so wasted at party last night that she pulled a Verne Troyer. She couldn’t find the rest room so went to a corner, lifted her dress and took care of her business right there. (CDAN)

Somebody get Fantasia a Go Girl and an empty water bottle for her birfday!

Although we don’t usually see this actress out shopping on her own, it was interesting to hear about one of her recent shopping trips. One thing that we do know for sure is that she doesn’t like to speak to sales clerks at all. If there is a question to be asked, our actress whispers into her assistants’ ear, who then relays the message to the clerk. With her financial status, perhaps she should slow down on the spending sprees. After all, no one is giving her tons of free stuff anymore. (Blind Gossip)

Suri Cruise of course? And yes she’s an actress! It says so on her business card.

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