Zack Morris Is Single

June 3, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

After 14 years of being chained to each other’s genitals, Mark-Paul Gosselaar and his wife Lisa Ann Russell have decided to take a hammer to that shit. But at least they’ll always have these precious Sears Portrait Studio gems.

Lisa and Mark started dating shortly after they met on the set of Saved by the Bell: The College Years. Lisa played a “sorority girl.” They have a 6-year-old son and a 4-year-old daughter together. Mark’s spokeswhore issued this shit about their split: “They both remain focused on their family and are jointly committed to their children.”

I know you’re thinking that Kelly Kapowski should put on her tightest spandex unitard and crimp her hair extra special to get Zack Morris back, but fuck that. Kelly and Zack never belonged together. It’s obvious that Zack’s Sun-Inned tips only sparkled for AC Slater. Zack + AC = 4Evah. This video knows what I’m talking about:

Tags: Another One Bites The Dust

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