Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean: The Shannon Price Edition

A day after Gary Coleman’s death, his ex-wife Shannon Price gave an interview to clear her name, but she ended up dirtying up the milk even more. Shannon needed to slap herself in the face a few times and dunk her head in a bowl of ice water, because bitch wasn’t making any sense.

One minute she says that she made the decision to pull the plug because the doctors told her Gary would’ve bled to death during surgery. Two beats later, Shannon said that Gary would’ve ended up like Muhammad Ali. And then she says he would’ve been like Terry Shiavo. There is a big difference between the three and Shannon doesn’t seem to know this.

Shannon is also hurt that people are saying she caused his brain to hemorrhage by pushing him. TMZ points out that nobody ever publicly accused Shannon of pushing Gary. This is like if the cop asked you what happened here and you shouted all defensively, “I didn’t push him! I didn’t hit him with the frying pan! I didn’t slap him with my teefs! I didn’t do any of that!”

Anyways, here’s a few quotes from Shannon’s interview. You can watch it here.

Shannon on the accusations that she had something to do with Gary’s death: “I’ve had a lot of people saying, ‘Yeah, she pushed him.’ This and that. People are so cruel they don’t even know. I was upstairs. He was downstairs. How am I going to push him? That affected me more than anything. The scrutiny that people come up with. Why would I want to hurt my husband? Are you kidding?”

Shannon on her decision to take Gary off life support: “You know, the doctors told us that even if they would’ve done surgery on him he would’ve died. He would’ve bled to death during the surgery. And they said that even if they did take a chunk out of his brain he would not be the same. He would be basically like Muhammad Ali. He wouldn’t be, you know, and I mean he would’ve died sooner or later anyway from that. Because the brain, you know, it’s so traumatic. I don’t want people to be so hard on me thinking that I had to pull the plug too early. He wouldn’t have made it anyway. His heart would’ve just given out. And I don’t want people to sit there and think that I’m a bitch and that I didn’t care about him. But you know, be in my situation. I mean, look at what happened with Terry Schiavo. I always think of her case. Always when it comes to this. Gary was gone. His eyes were dilated, he was just gone.”

Shannon on Gary buying her a wagon to pull around the farm: “And you know, he’s done a lot for me. He bought me a car which he chose to do which I never asked him for. I thought that was very sweet of him to do that.”

Shannon seems more interested in defending herself than mourning her ex-husband. Bitch acts like she doesn’t give a fuck. I don’t know if she’s hiding something or if the crazies have taken over her common sense. All I know is that Detective La Toya is outside of her house disguised as a potted plant. If there’s something to get, Det. LT will get it!