Of Course Suri Has An iPad

June 3, 2010 / Posted by:

File this under: Thing That Rich Ass Kids Have. 4-year-old Suri Cruise already has a collection of fancy high-heels that even makes Tommy Girl slobber when he looks at it, and a closet full of custom-made dresses sewn by alien children in a sweat shop on another planet, so OF COURSE she has an Apple sanitary napkin.

Life & Style says that at a midnight dinner in NYC a week ago, Suri played with her new iPad while Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie talking about dumb shit with their guests. A creepy witness said that they watched Suri draw on it for 20 minutes before she left the restaurant with her parents.

My guess is that Suri saw Tommy changing his maxi pad (his no-no leaks) one day and she begged for one of her own. Since you can’t give a 4-year-old a maxi pad, he gave her the next best thing. And this is good for Suri, because now she can discreetly sketch Stepford Katie’s escape route from the Scientology mansion instead of drawing it on the inside of her dress.

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