Hot Slut Of The Day!
June 3, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Nigel Ficke, an Australian dance academy graduate and auditioner for the Electric Daisy Carnival.
This Unicorn kidney stone blessed by Glamberace’s glitter hole might be fake, but the 9-year-old suburban girl in me (which makes up 95% of me) with an impressive She-Ra doll collection and Lisa Frank folder cannot ignore this! I mean, his crotch thrusts create rainbows and he rides a unicorn hologram sticker. Unicorn hologram stickers practically raised me. I spent many hours in class staring at them non-stop and I wasn’t even stoned (I think).
And Nigel’s nipples are tiny gold hands! You can’t NOT be mesmerized. Or maybe you’re just trying to keep your composure so the vomit rising up in your froat doesn’t get past the gates.
via Buzzfeed
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