Afternoon Crumbs

June 3, 2010 / Posted by:

Amy Wino, put your nipples away! – SOW

When Sean Penn looks at Robin Wright, he sees Casper. Or something like that. – Lainey Gossip

Okay, who peed on Miranda Kerr’s brows? – Egotastic!

The fact that I thought this was Brad Pitt at first should be reason enough for Brad Pitt to shave the minge already – The Superficial

Vanessa Hudgens is looking a little Kim Kardashian-ish in the face (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Correction: Bradley Cooper fantasized about “doing” the Soloflex guy – Towleroad

Daddy Spears isn’t going to cut Brit Brit’s leash off anytime soon – Celebitchy

Vienna Sausage and that Bachelor dude at the beach – Hollywood Tuna

Lil’ Kim and Nicki Minaj are fighting over the last bright pink swap meet wig – Necole Bitchie

But I bet Suri Cruise’s iPad is better than Natalie Portman’sPopoholic

Your hourly dose of Megan Fox and David Silver standing in the ocean – Popsugar

Adrien Brody needs to go wipe his chin, because he’s got a little Adnan Ghalib on it – Just Jared

Jennifer Aniston will not be brutally slaughtered in the next Scream movie. Sorry to burst your orgasm, Brangeloonies – I’m Not Obsessed

This is an improvement – Cityrag

The walking Playboy spread that is Kelly Brook is going to do PlayboyHoly Moly!

What in the DJ Jazzy Tron hell is this bitch wearing? – Hollywood Rag

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