Amy Wino, put your nipples away! – SOW
When Sean Penn looks at Robin Wright, he sees Casper. Or something like that. – Lainey Gossip
Okay, who peed on Miranda Kerr’s brows? – Egotastic!
The fact that I thought this was Brad Pitt at first should be reason enough for Brad Pitt to shave the minge already – The Superficial
Vanessa Hudgens is looking a little Kim Kardashian-ish in the face (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Correction: Bradley Cooper fantasized about “doing” the Soloflex guy – Towleroad
Daddy Spears isn’t going to cut Brit Brit’s leash off anytime soon – Celebitchy
Vienna Sausage and that Bachelor dude at the beach – Hollywood Tuna
Lil’ Kim and Nicki Minaj are fighting over the last bright pink swap meet wig – Necole Bitchie
But I bet Suri Cruise’s iPad is better than Natalie Portman’s – Popoholic
Your hourly dose of Megan Fox and David Silver standing in the ocean – Popsugar
Adrien Brody needs to go wipe his chin, because he’s got a little Adnan Ghalib on it – Just Jared
Jennifer Aniston will not be brutally slaughtered in the next Scream movie. Sorry to burst your orgasm, Brangeloonies – I’m Not Obsessed
This is an improvement – Cityrag
The walking Playboy spread that is Kelly Brook is going to do Playboy – Holy Moly!
What in the DJ Jazzy Tron hell is this bitch wearing? – Hollywood Rag