Sonja Morgan, the proud slut and drunk of The Real Housewives of NYC, was thrown into a cop car early Monday morning after she drove through a stop sign at 2:16 a.m in Southampton, Long Island. Sonja got an F on her sobriety test, and refused to put her lips on a breathalyzer, so she was arrested for DWI. A source tells the New York Post that Sonja was partying all weekend.
In Sonja’s defense, if you had to be around that pack of crazy hyenas all the time you’d be sucking that bottle non-stop too.
Sonja is easily my favorite bitch on that show, because she loves kissing booze as much as she loves kissing peen, but I don’t understand why in the hell she was driving. Sonja used to be married to J.P. Morgan’s great-grandson, so she’s got money falling out of her ass. Why drive yourself? Driving is hard! Based on Countess LuMann’s broke down video and song, it’s obvious she needs fast cash, so Sonja could’ve hired her as a driver. Mah friends.