This Baby Is Not A No Doubt Fan

June 1, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

As Gwen Stefani and her family left a restaurant in Malibu over the weekend, a fan stopped her ass to get a picture. Specifically, the fan wanted Gwen to pose with her toddler. Specifically specifically, her bawling toddler. Doesn’t that mom know that toddlers only give a fuck about dancing plushies and/or singing lesbian woodland creatures.

I mean, that baby is crying as if Gwen Stefan is a giant Easter rabbit with a scary clown face. Yeah, that’s a wonderful picture to post on your Facebook page. “Look, my baby met Gwen Stefani! And damn he hated her ass!” Actually, maybe that baby isn’t crying because he’s being held by a stranger. Maybe he’s crying because his mother is taking a picture of him wearing Burberry cargo jammies. And we all weep…..

Tags: BABIES!!!, Duggars, Gwen Stefani, I Can't With You, I Don't Like Jokes

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