And here we have Lance Bass showing us what one looks like after getting a facial from Glamberace. Yes, we’ve always known Glamberace ejaculates rouge and liquid eyeliner. That’s why you better bring make-up remover to gargle with if you ever plan on going down on Glamberace.
Lance gently got face fucked with every brush in Xtina’s make-up box for photographer Mike Ruiz who said he was going for a Spandau Ballet and Gary Numan look. Mike might say this Gary Numan-ish, and others might say Lance is wig snatching Glamberace. I say this reminds me of the time my Puerto Rican friend tried to dress up as Freddie Mercury for Halloween but ended up looking like a Robert Palmer girl as seen through the eyes of a 12-year-old goth.
And Lance’s eyebrows look like two amputee weasels trying to kiss each other, so I approve of this look. Yes, I failed the inkblot test.