That tricky little crackie. Just when a judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to undergo random weekly drug testing, she shuffled off to the dentist to get her wisdom teeth pulled out. That is why she’s all bandaged up and looking like the Flying Nun after crashing into a crack house. That is also why she’s now allowed to swallow delicious drops of the good shit.
LiLo’s lawyer tells TMZ that her surgery was cleared with her probation officer and any meds she’s taking for pain are allowed as long as that shit is prescribed by her dentist.
So I’m guessing that by the end next month LiLo will be toothless, tonsil-less and rolling around in an electric wheelchair because she “accidentally” broke both her ankles at different times. White Oprah taught her well!