That’s what Radar is saying anyways. They claim that Khloe Kardashian is the third pregnant dude in history, because she’s expecting her first child with husband Lamar Odom. If this is true, this will be Lamar’s third child. So that howling coming from Khloe’s womb area wasn’t just gas from the wart hog she attacked and fed on during the night. It’s a baby (or an adorable cover of Life & Style as the Kardashian family calls it).
A source close to the family tells Radar that Khloe is around 2 months pregnant, “Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby. Lamar is happy and ecstatic about having a baby with Khloe. Khloe is having cravings of fruit and ice cream. They’re really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.”
Lamar is new here right, because the Kardassians won’t even take a shit unless a camera is between their legs.
And while I’m sure the baby sasquatches of the forest are pounding their little chest bones in excitement, the rest of us will suffer for the next few months hearing about every little single detail of Khloe’s pregnancy. Because we need to know that she’s craving otter blood and that her pregnancy farts smell like boiled bull hair and old brisket.