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June 1, 2010 / Posted by:

Ugly Bertie, the “ugliest cat in Great Britain” – 8-year-old Ugly Bertie is looking for a home today after the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals picked his mangy ass up last week. When they found him, his fur was matted down like Kirstie Alley’s taint bush, so they had to shave most of his hair off.

Kathy Kay of the RSPCA said they named him “Ugly Bertie” for obvious reasons. The rude bitch said, “Have you ever seen an uglier cat than that? (Ed note: Cut to Ugly Bat Boy throwing shade) We keep looking at him and laughing – but, at the same time, we feel really sorry for him. He’s either been abandoned or got lost. Persians aren’t the sort of cats that can groom themselves. He’ll probably be a very attractive cat when his hair grows back and he gets himself sorted.”

Despite looking like Billy Goat Brad’s minge, Ugly Bertie is perfectly healthy.

And Kerry Katona is about to sue a bitch, because she worked really hard at being named Great Britain’s ugliest pussy. Ugly Bertie better watch it.

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