Fergie Blames It On The Booze

June 1, 2010 / Posted by:

You know that video of the original Fergie pushing her ex-husband Prince Andrew out on the ho stroll and then negotiating with johns for a piece of his ass? Well, Fergie tells Oprah that she was drunk and splayed out in the gutter at the time she was caught trying to whore out business access to Prince Andrew for $750,000.

Basically, Fergie is saying she was broke, boozed and desperate. Don’t ask me how this is different from Fergie’s usual state, but we’ll let her serve us this shit for now. Just put your napkin on your lap and pretend like you’ve never seen this dish before.

Fergie, who hasn’t seen the tape yet, told Gayle’s scissor sister, “I haven’t faced the devil in the face, because I was in the gutter at the moment. I’m aware of the fact that I’ve been drinking, you know, that I was not in my right place.

A source tells UsWeekly that nobody was shocked by the tape, because Fergie is broke and spends all the money she doesn’t have on fancy clothes.

Once again the sweet nectar takes the fall! If Fergie wants to play the pimp game, she needs to embrace the part. Just grab your cane, stroke your feather and keep on, keep on. There’s no shame in whoring out your loved ones for a shiny coin. Just ask Billy Ray Cyrus, White Oprah, Papa Joe, etc..etc..!

And apparently Queen Elizabeth is looking for a raise, so don’t be surprised if you see her on tape trying to sell off her loved ones to the highest bidder. Raise that white gloved pimp hand, Queen!

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