Afternoon Crumbs

June 1, 2010 / Posted by:

Go turn the shower on, because you’re going to need to cleanse yourself after seeing these pictures of Fantasia sweating her cooch off – Crunk + Disorderly

Dear RiRi, You’re supposed to pee in the pool when your vag is UNDER the water – Egotastic!

MiserAlba and a bunch of others in bikinis over the weekend, but still no sign of Mah Boo in a thong. Sigh. – The Superficial

Mrs. Rojo’s tragic weave followed her all the way to Tokyo – Lainey Gossip

Because you need to see every picture of every single celebwhore from A to Z in a bikini this weekend, here’s Halle Berry (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

And you thought Wonky McValtrex’s sinkhole was the gateway to hell – Towleroad

Not one creature of the sea jumped out of the water to snatch Kim Zolciak’s wig off. The creatures of the sea disappointment me so – Hollywood Tuna

When MTV asked Tommy Girl if he wanted to “fist bumpTaylor Lautner on camera, this is not what his Scientolohole had in mind – Just Jared

Lady Gaga tested “borderline positive” for Lupus – Celebitchy

Since even the paps have no idea who Adrianne Curry is, she has to take and post her own bikini pics – Popoholic

As soon as White Oprah finishes her lunch of Percocet mash and white table wine, she’s going to fire off a statement to Kristen Stewart. Fire up the word processor, Nana Lohan! – Popsugar

Kylie Minogue’s orgy in the middle of the street (aka Tiger Woods’ idea of a block party) – OMG Blog

There needs to be a Chaz Bono: The Musical, because Clay Aiken was born to play the title role – ICYDK

STFU Emma Roberts I’m Not Obsessed

Since Wonky McValtrex has hung feet, do you think she does herself with them? It’s an honest question! – Cityrag

Charlotte Church is jealous of Chardonnay of Footballers Wives. Aren’t we all? – Holy Moly!

The best offer Chestica Simpson has ever received – Hollywood Rag

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