Afternoon Crumbs
Go turn the shower on, because you’re going to need to cleanse yourself after seeing these pictures of Fantasia sweating her cooch off – Crunk + Disorderly
Dear RiRi, You’re supposed to pee in the pool when your vag is UNDER the water – Egotastic!
MiserAlba and a bunch of others in bikinis over the weekend, but still no sign of Mah Boo in a thong. Sigh. – The Superficial
Mrs. Rojo’s tragic weave followed her all the way to Tokyo – Lainey Gossip
Because you need to see every picture of every single celebwhore from A to Z in a bikini this weekend, here’s Halle Berry (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
And you thought Wonky McValtrex’s sinkhole was the gateway to hell – Towleroad
Not one creature of the sea jumped out of the water to snatch Kim Zolciak’s wig off. The creatures of the sea disappointment me so – Hollywood Tuna
When MTV asked Tommy Girl if he wanted to “fist bump” Taylor Lautner on camera, this is not what his Scientolohole had in mind – Just Jared
Lady Gaga tested “borderline positive” for Lupus – Celebitchy
Since even the paps have no idea who Adrianne Curry is, she has to take and post her own bikini pics – Popoholic
As soon as White Oprah finishes her lunch of Percocet mash and white table wine, she’s going to fire off a statement to Kristen Stewart. Fire up the word processor, Nana Lohan! – Popsugar
Kylie Minogue’s orgy in the middle of the street (aka Tiger Woods’ idea of a block party) – OMG Blog
There needs to be a Chaz Bono: The Musical, because Clay Aiken was born to play the title role – ICYDK
STFU Emma Roberts – I’m Not Obsessed
Since Wonky McValtrex has hung feet, do you think she does herself with them? It’s an honest question! – Cityrag
Charlotte Church is jealous of Chardonnay of Footballers Wives. Aren’t we all? – Holy Moly!
The best offer Chestica Simpson has ever received – Hollywood Rag