Adrien Brody And January Jones Might Be Doing It

Adrien Brody and January Jones were at the same Memorial Day party in Malibu yesterday, and now some are saying that she’s sucking on his hung nose on the down low. You know, because if two famous whores go to the same party, that automatically means they are fucking each other over the toilet in the bathroom.

And while I do agree that everybody should be focusing on solving the mystery of Adrien and January’s relationship, I think that before we do that we need to put our magnifying glasses over this picture. This is where the real story is:

Why are they both wearing a Jerry Garcia uniform? Why is that boy sitting on the floor in the doorway? Why is that person behind him holding a rolled up paper like my abuelita getting ready to attack? Why did a moth nibble at that lady’s brows? Why is she wearing frosted Playboy pink lipstick bought at the Dollar Tree? These are the real questions!