Open Post: Hosted By Megan Fox’s Vadge-Approved Abs

May 31, 2010 / Posted by:

When I first saw these pictures of prolific philosopher Megan Fox in Hawaii looking like the bodybuilding toddler with stress balls in his chest, I wondered why in the hell would she ever get David Silver’s government name tattooed near pussy bone. But then I came across this picture (see what I did there?):

Maybe I’m dizzy in the head from the hot dog salad and 4 vodka strawberry sodas I just swallowed, but I’d throw myself on top of a table and take a tattoo needle for Brian Austin Green. Hell, I’d even slip on an Admiral Ackbar mask and a blonde wig and let him call me Donna Martin. And if that’s not a peen print, just lie to me and tell me it is. It’s a holiday!

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