Memorial Day Crumbs

May 31, 2010 / Posted by:

Tara Reid shows off her new bikini body, and suddenly I’ve got a serious craving for overcooked pork buns and dehydrated shredded beef – Daily Mail

Hillbilly camel toe alert! And that knock on your door is the police coming to take you to jail for looking at this mess – Egotastic!

Sheryl Crow in a two-piece – Hollywood Tuna

I QUIT THIS BITCH: The Guillermo del Toro edition – HuffPo

Bombshit McGeeYoureADumbWhore says she isn’t a racist, she just hates Jews – Celebitchy

Chuck Bass’ favorite cuddle partner is topless – Socialite Life

This picture of Kristen Stewart sucking on a fag and double fingering the camera should be the next Twilight poster – Lainey Gossip

And then they all threw Billy Goat Brad into the tub and scrubbed the sand crabs and pieces of seaweed out of his beard – Radar Online

But does Sting and Ricky Martin’s carpet match the cotton candy drapes? – Towleroad

This is why you should always wear an oven mitt over your peen when you bake – Metro UK

Rest in peace, Ali-Ollie Woodson Just Jared

Another rest in peace goes out to Hurley’s chihuahua – ONTD

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