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May 31, 2010 / Posted by:

Hormel’s Frank ‘N Stuff Hot Dogs!

It’s Memorial Day here in the US, the day we honor the men and women who fought for our country by filling our mouth holes with dozens of wieners like Gay Al Reynolds on any night of the week.

But you know what would make this Memorial Day a whole lot easier? If Hormel still sold their Frank ‘N Stuff Hot Dogs, because shoveling that heavy ass chili onto your hot dog causes too much strain on your fragile wrist. Frank ‘N Stuff Hot Dogs, which were discontinued in the late 80s, came with the chili IN the hot dog. They made a cheese version too. So when you bit into the hot dog, you got a load of chili (or cheese) to the froat! It’s what you get when you toss Kirstie Alley’s salad! Or maybe it’s what Kirstie Alley wishes for when she tosses another bitch’s salad. Both!

Below is the commercial for Frank ‘N Stuff. Hormel not only needs to re-release this shit, but they also need to put out a beer-filled hot dog. Holding a hot dog and a plastic cup filled with the sweet nectar at the same time is HARD!

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