LeAnn Rimes Wants Her Boyfriend’s Wife To Shut Her Mouth

May 30, 2010 / Posted by:

LeAnn Rimes is getting bold, because she has apparently threatened Eddie Cibrian’s estranged wife, Brandi Glanville, with a lawsuit for allegedly slandering her good name and fucking with her pristine image. E! News reports that LeAnn’s lawyers sent Brandi a cease and desist and if she doesn’t respond within 5 days they might sue her ass. You know, it’s kind of like if your toilet threatened to sue you for pissing on it. BOLD BITCH: LeAnn is doing it right.

Apparently, LeAnn doesn’t appreciate Brandi saying all sorts of things about her in the press like how she was obsessed with Eddie while he was married. Among other things. A source close to LeAnn says that the cease and desist comes “after months and months of Brandi speaking about LeAnn in the press and telling lies. This is a reaction, and something she felt was necessary to do to protect herself.”

But a different source says that Brandi has been playing nice with LeAnn and doesn’t understand why she’s suddenly shanking her in the asshole, “Brandi has been nothing but nice to LeAnn. She let her kids go to Mexico with them, and she is genuinely happy that they like her. If they didn’t, then she would be upset.

LeAnn is crazy. Brandi is crazy. I mean, they are acting like cunty toddlers over a peen! Yes, the dick belongs to Eddie Cibrian, but so what (Did I just type that? Am I running a fever?). They just need to get themselves a new dick. And if they can’t do that, we should just slather Eddie’s peen in cheese and peanut butter, throw him in a cage with those two crazies, and let them all eat each other alive.

I bet LeAnn’s gayfaced ex-husband just lifted his head out of a pair of succulent ass cheeks, haughtily laughed at this, and then stuck his tongue back in.

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