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May 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Jimmy Jump, a Spanish professional party crash who is mostly known for invading sporting events, but last night he decided to smash into the gigantic disco ball that is Eurovision.

During Spain’s Cirque de Fuckery performance at last night’s Eurovision finale in Norway, Jimmy Jump crashed onto the stage to join the menagerie of Nutcracker extras in bleeding raw emotion into the audience. JJ’s orgasm was short-lived, because security dragged him off stage and escorted him out of the building and into a warm jail cell. Spain was able to perform a second time, but they still came in 15th. Germany won that shit.

As much as I love a wig snatcher, I have to agree that JJ deserved to be thrown into the clink. And not because he cock blocked Spain, but because he did it while wearing his t-shirt tucked into his pants. Jump out of 1981, JJ!

Here’s a clip of JJ at work last night. It’s nice to know that Spain took Scott MacIntyre in after he was voted off of American Idol 8.

(For Melissa)

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