Charlotte Church And Gavin Henson Are No More

May 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Charlotte Church is no longer scrubbing Gavin Henson’s hair jizz out of her pillowcases, because The News of the World says they have quit each other after 5 years together. Charlotte and Gavin have two chirruns together and they barely got engaged six weeks ago. Apparently, Charlotte and Gavin are taking their genitals elsewheres, because they can’t stop fighting about everything.

This is why we have genitals and mouths. When you’re about to spit hate at your piece, just put your mouth on their fuck part instead. Most arguments can be resolved through 69ing. I think I read that in Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus or some shit.

Anyways, a source had this to say about Charlotte and Gavin’s situation, “Charlotte is very headstrong. In the end, Gav found it too much. He was blaming her for his rugby career stalling. She hated him going out drinking with mates.”

For right now, Gavin and Charlotte continue to live together in Wales. Gavin is looking for a place of his own nearby so that they can raise the kids together.

This is sad news, but instead of crying into your Long Island Iced Tea just reminiscence about Charlotte and Gavin’s happier times together. And by “reminiscence,” I mean lick your fingers and rub your nipples to these old pictures of Gavin.

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