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May 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Milan Stankovic, Serbia’s singing ambassador for Eurovision 2010!

Eurovision, where fuckery and glitter collide under a disco ball spun by bi-sexual faeries wearing gold lame, ends tonight and Serbia’s own Milan Stankovic will be there shooting the sequins out of his candy-glazed hole to the song “Ovo Je Balkan.”

They tell me Milan is Serbian, but he looks more like a space unicorn from Planet Tokyo. And that hair is what Justin Bieber’s helmet of dreams would look like if it ran away from home, got caught up in the glow stick mafia and spent its nights rolling on Ecstasy while sucking on a necklace made of Jolly Ranchers.

Below is Milan and his chorus of sparkly gaylets performing during the semi-finals. My nipples haven’t blinked this much since I watched Aqua’s Barbie Girl video for the first time.

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