Well technically Karl Lagerfeld is NEVER amused, but he’s beyond not amused at this bullshit. And when that happens, that means there’s a scared virgin shaking in the corner of his tomb because she knows he’s about to nibble all her hair off out of anger. Don’t worry scared virgin, you’ve got time to escape, because before Kunty Karl does that he’s going to crawl into Coco Chanel’s coffin and roll her around a couple of times.
You know, if this Tweet came from anybody else I’d think they were joking, but since it came from Lindsay Lohan I know it’s serious. This just confirms that LiLo knows dick about fashion, because any Barbizon graduate will tell you that you never decorate a SCRAM bracelet with stickers. Tacky bitch!
The only way to make a SCRAM bracelet look like it jumped off the backyard runaway of the Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead fashion show is to bedazzle it and adorn it with puffy paint and lace appliques. I swear. Maybe if I write that on the side of an Adderall bottle she’ll get the message.
Here’s LiLo dressed like Chris Robinson while trying to hide her SCRAM in L.A. yesterday.