Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 28, 2010 / Posted by:

Kimba, the 4-month-old Persian kitten who survived 30-minutes in a washing machine! File this under: squeaky clean pussy, dizzy pussy, drowning pussy, soapy pussy…. etc… etc…

Lindsay Rogers, Kimba’s owner, says his fluffy pussy snuck into a basket filled with dirty clothes right before he dumped that mess into the washing machine. Lindsay had no idea that Kimba was being shaken and stirred for almost 30 minutes. Lindsay talked about this highly important, red siren news item to Australia’s Manly Daily (via DS), “When I opened the door, it just went ‘meow’ and stuck its head out. I couldn’t believe it – the spin cycle at the end goes really fast and I couldn’t believe it survived.

Kimba was treated for shock, hypothermia and inflamed eyes at the local vet, but she’s made a full recovery since then.

Silly ass Kimba! At least this ho knows now that the pussy goes ON TOP of the washing machine during spin cycle (ask your auntie), not in it! And I expect Kimba to take gold at the 2012 Olympics for wet pussy spinning. Sorry, Phelps!

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