For Geriatric Vampires With Cataracts

May 28, 2010 / Posted by:

This is not a step-by-step training video for wannabe vampire grannies on how to hunt and catch young pieces to suck the youth out of. This is Vadge’s commercial for her new line of fashionable cataract sunglasses. Because why shouldn’t an oldie look like a superstar sex object at the Bingo game?

Something tells me Vadge only put out a line of sunglasses so that she could partake in yet another photo shoot where she grinds her crotch all over a dude who is younger than the shoulder pads in her cheeks. No shade from me. Ride that gun, granny! Gititgitit.

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