Somebody’s Mad

May 27, 2010 / Posted by:

You know that New York Times article where M.I.A. threw pieces of caca at Lady Gaga (that should be a nursery rhyme)? That article I tucked into bed last night and sang a sweet lullaby to? Well, apparently M.I.A. didn’t love it as much as I did, because she has gone after Lynn Hirschberg, the writer of the article. The article wasn’t exactly lapping up M.I.A.’s taint sweat, but it wasn’t that bad either. M.I.A. doesn’t agree and she Tweeted a cell phone number along with this tricky message:

CALL ME IF YOU WANNA TALK TO ME ABOUT THE N Y T TRUTH ISSUE, ill b taking calls all day bitches 😉

That shifty bitch tricked her followers into believing that they were calling her, but the phone number actually belongs to Lynn Hirschberg. Lynn told the Observer that she’s not changing her number even though she finds the whole thing “infuriating“:

“It’s a fairly unethical thing to do, but I don’t think it’s surprising. She’s a provocateur, and provocateurs want to be provocative. The messages have mostly been from people trying to hook up with M.I.A. If she wants to get together with John at Bard next week, I have his number.”

Here I was about to declare M.I.A. our new reigning cuntress, and then she goes and Tweets one of her arch rival’s numbers? That burn isn’t even going to leave a mark! A cunt to the core would get revenge by fucking that bitch’s boyfriend on her favorite dress. M.I.A. needs more Aaron Spelling in her life!

Or M.I.A. could’ve just thrown Lynn into Courtney Love’s cage.

via Pitchfork

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