The stoner hero formerly known as Rabluntzel took a machete to his glorious mane a couple of weeks ago, because it was too high maintenance. Willie Nelson publicly debuted his new bob at a show in Maui a few days ago. Willie’s hair was so long that he could tickle his prune hole with it, but his spokeswhore said he didn’t think cutting it was such a big deal. The spokeswhore didn’t say where Willie’s hair went.
You know what that means? We all better start looking under every rock on eBay, because Willie’s hair is some potent shit! Think about all the good shit particles his follicles have swallowed over the years. Snoop Dogg just came.
Seriously, stick a lock of Willie’s hair in your pipe and call the local grocery store to warn them to clear the potato chip aisle, because you’re about to bulldoze through.