The Linda Lovelace biopic starring Lindsay Lohan hasn’t even started shooting yet (and it probably never will), but there’s already posters out for that straight-to-Skinemax disaster. Yeah, LiLo is playing Linda Lovelace. She calls it “acting,” but most of us are calling it on the job training for her future career.
Anyways, Tyler Shields shot the pictures for the poster, and you can tell this trick spent hours upon hours researching every little thing about Linda Lovelace. You should unbutton your top two buttons so you can feel my sarcasm gently hit your chest.
I mean, everyone knows Linda Lovelace constantly had her fingers in her mouth just like Lindsay Lohan! Seriously, why does this bitch always have her hands up to her mouth in every picture? Do her phalanges pores secrete liquid Adderall (highly possible)? Does she wear polish made out of coke on her nails (again, highly highly possible)? It’s as if she’s got tiny penises on her hands instead of fingers. Just bite a finger off already and stop!