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May 27, 2010 / Posted by:

Mimi’s got everyone staring at her Spanx-slathered womb after she pulled out of a movie due to “medical reasons.” Basically, if Nick pulled out, Mimi wouldn’t have to pull out. Yes, grab the GONG and I’ll get my things together.

Mimi was supposed to star in the film version of (inhale with your eyeballs, because this is a long ass title) For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf, but she has removed herself from that shit. Mimi’s rep only said this: “She is not doing the movie because her doctor advised her not to. More than that I cannot comment further.

Maybe the costume designer refused to sew 5 pairs of Spanx into Mimi’s costume, so she held up a stop sign and quit that bitch. In Mimi’s world, that is a medical emergency.

For Colored Girls…. is supposed to start shooting in a couple of weeks. Tyler Perry is directing a cast which includes: Janet Jackson, Kimberly Elise, Whoopi Goldberg, Kerry Washington, Macy Gray, Phylicia Rashad, Jill Scott, Loretta Devine and Anika Noni Rose.

You know, those bitches shouldn’t even bother memorizing their lines, because Tyler Perry is going to end up playing all those roles himself anyway.

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