Damn. Damn. Damn. Gary Coleman is in the hospital for the ten millionth time this year and some say he’s listed in critical condition. Gary was hospitalized in January and February after he suffered a seizure both times. This time around Gary was admitted to a hospital in Utah after he fell and hit his head. Poor Gary probably tripped over his wife’s teefs.
Gary’s manager told E! News, “We’re just getting bits and pieces right now, so there’s really nothing to report. If there’s anything to announce, we’ll let you know.”
And since Gary is reportedly in a bad way, I won’t even comment on those evil CROCS on his feet. Hold up, was he wearing CROCS at the time of his fall? I’m telling you…..