Don’t Ever Fucking Touch Justin Bieber

May 27, 2010 / Posted by:

And not only because you might end up sharing bathroom duty with Roman Polanski in prison if you do. But also because if you even lay one finger on The Lesbeaver, he will chomp on you like Queen Latifah on a basket of warm muffins. Don’t let the fact that he can’t get through a night without pee pee-ing in his bed fool you. The Lesbeaver is not the one.

David Koch, the host of Australia’s Sunrise show, said in a radio interview yesterday that Justin Bieber is a diva bitch-in-training, because he cursed out a staff member on the show. David said, “We had him on and he was a thoroughly nice bloke… really decent guy. Our floor manager was directing him to where he was about to perform and he turned around to (the floor manager) Nick and said: ‘Don’t ever fucking touch me again.’ And then Bieber’s sound guy… said ‘don’t take offense mate he tells us that all the time’.

Justin denied David’s story in a series of Tweets yesterday:

family time with my mom couldnt come at a better time….i was raised to respect others and not gossip…nor answer gossip with anger.

i know my friends family and fans know the person i am. hearing adults spread lies and rumors is part of the job i guess.

but i all i have to say is…kill em with kindness.

It’s cute when toddlers curse, so this story is all I need to get me through the day. BUT what I really want to know is why are a bunch of grown ass adults touching Justin Beiber? Didn’t their parole officer teach them to never ever touch other people’s babies? I know Justin’s hair is a magical helmet of shiny dreams wrapped around golden locks that draw you in, but keep your shit to yourself!

via The Daily Mail

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