Afternoon Crumbs

May 27, 2010 / Posted by:

This is POOPY Paltrow’s version of the projects – Lainey Gossip

Vanilla Gorilla’s dad says he wasn’t physically abused, but his sister says he was. How about we all psychically abuse him right now so we can stop with this back and forth – The Superficial

Are we sure Mischa Barton’s wearing panties? Maybe her chocha just naturally looks like that – Egotastic!

The terrorists have won – Hollywood Tuna

Kristin Davis borrowed Liza’s cutlets (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The “Daniel Craig kissing a dude” rumors are dead to me without pictures to fap to – Towleroad

Russell Brand is totally overthinking jacking off – Celebitchy

Oh look, Megan Fox has a pistol in her hand! Expect Heidi Montag’s audition tape for Jonah Hex 2 any minute now – Popoholic

If the whole “making toddlers scream” thing doesn’t pan out, Justin Bieber should become a professional glass door crasher – Just Jared

Lindsay Lohan celebrates the “NO BOOZE” rule thrown on her by going to a bar – Popsugar

Everyone cheats on JLoveICYDK


Kat Von D’s eyebrow game is in check – Moe Jackson

A Drugstore Cowboy indeeeed! – Hollywood Rag

What Xtina’s pets look like – Cityrag

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