This is POOPY Paltrow’s version of the projects – Lainey Gossip
Vanilla Gorilla’s dad says he wasn’t physically abused, but his sister says he was. How about we all psychically abuse him right now so we can stop with this back and forth – The Superficial
Are we sure Mischa Barton’s wearing panties? Maybe her chocha just naturally looks like that – Egotastic!
The terrorists have won – Hollywood Tuna
Kristin Davis borrowed Liza’s cutlets (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
The “Daniel Craig kissing a dude” rumors are dead to me without pictures to fap to – Towleroad
Russell Brand is totally overthinking jacking off – Celebitchy
Oh look, Megan Fox has a pistol in her hand! Expect Heidi Montag’s audition tape for Jonah Hex 2 any minute now – Popoholic
If the whole “making toddlers scream” thing doesn’t pan out, Justin Bieber should become a professional glass door crasher – Just Jared
Lindsay Lohan celebrates the “NO BOOZE” rule thrown on her by going to a bar – Popsugar
Everyone cheats on JLove – ICYDK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – Holy Moly!
Kat Von D’s eyebrow game is in check – Moe Jackson
A Drugstore Cowboy indeeeed! – Hollywood Rag
What Xtina’s pets look like – Cityrag