Why So Glum?
May 26, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
While sashaying through the red carpet at tonight’s National Movie Awards in London, Tommy Girl was suddenly hit with the little boy sads because he wanted to be the one wearing the stilettos instead of Stepford Katie. And it didn’t stroke his mood in a good way that his face was even closer to her areolas. AND the stripes kept directing his eyes towards her Scientolocooch. It so was not Tommy’s night. But maybe he perked up later in the men’s room when he didn’t have to stand on his tippity tippy toes to get a peek at DanRad’s peen when they were pissing next to each other.
Anyways, here’s more of Tommy and Katie along with Fishsticks Paltrow (who is getting shown up by her fan), Orlando Bloom, the Harry Potter kids, and Kylie Minogue.
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