Afternoon Crumbs
Nicole Scherminger won Dancing with the Has-Beens, which is all sorts of shocking since she’s totally not a professional dancer who gets paid to sing and do choreographed steps in front of audiences – Celebitchy
Who knew Brad from The Chupa Zoe Project was hiding THAT underneath his dandy bow ties and Great Gatsby blouses – Towleroad
Why didn’t Kendra Wilkinson choose a meatier peen to make a sex tape with? – Egotastic!
This is a face that was made to be punched repeatedly – The Superficial
On the next POOP, Fishsticks Paltrow slobbers over a curious invention called BUMP-ITS – Lainey Gossip
The look on the woman’s face in the first thumbnail says it all – Hollywood Tuna
How Shia LaBeouf and his mother spend a Saturday afternoon (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
I really hope Russell Brand didn’t start his period last night, because that would’ve been embarrassing – Popoholic
Sandra Bullock will make her first public appearance at the prestigious and well-regarded MTV Movie Awards – Just Jared
Kate Moss is so demure – Popsugar
One of the last people who should start a record label started a record label – I’m Not Obsessed
Common is single! Get your genitals out! – ICYDK
Survey says: SATC2 sucks – OMG Blog
Cheryl Cole finally filed for divorce – Holy Moly!
Eva Herzigova is nekkid a lot – Cityrag
Haven’t the soldiers suffered enough?!!! – Hollywood Rag