What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

May 25, 2010 / Posted by:

Liza Minnelli has a pair of priceless eyebrows that make me want to lounge on them while smoking skinny cigars and mouthing the words to a Judy Garland song, so she can pretty much do no wrong. BUT I cannot ignore the full-blown fuggery she wrapped herself in last night for the Sixty in the City 2 premiere in New York City. Bitch. What.

Liza looks like a honey glazed ham wrapped in an oven bag and ready for roasting! Just sprinkle some pineapple rings and cloves on her ass. And I’d never thought I’d ever write this sentence, but what in the name of David Gest’s cunt plug is going on with her chichi area? Did Phoebe Price’s chicken cutlets hug on to Liza’s titties so that they could get their picture taken at the SATC2 premiere? If so, those bitches are good.

The rest of the hos at last night’s premiere were almost as messy as Liza’s Party City ensemble. In order: Suzanne Somers, Johnny Weir (still in 1960s serious lesbian wear), Mrs. Rojo, Kristin Davis, JLove, Dayglo My Little Pony, Kim Cattrall, Chaz Bono’s puckering no-no, and Bo Derek.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >