Vanilla Gorilla’s latest wah wah wah airs on Nightline tonight, and he says he decided to sit down for an interview so that he can explain that touching Nazi picture of him which Bombshell McGee keeps rolled up and tucked under her Hitler clitler at all times.
Vanilla Gorilla says that he took the picture as a joke and he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body. VG’s racist bone better hope John Mayer’s David Duke dick doesn’t start talking, because I’m pretty sure they take turns bringing donuts to the Klan meetings every week.
VG said, “I could tell by the look on my face it was a joke that was funny then, probably for a minute, but then looking at it in the context of now and in my life, it’s not funny… There’s not a racist bone in my body.”
VG also said that he didn’t care that the baby he adopted with Sandra Bullock is black, because they just wanted to give a home to the kid who needed them the most, “My only prerequisite for adopting a baby: I want the baby that needs us the most. To see her in the role as mother is, like, one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. She is like a fish to water … as soon as she put that baby into her hands, it was automatic and amazing. I found a new trust for her, like I knew she wasn’t going to leave, and our relationship blossomed.”
Vanilla Gorilla needs to eat his own fist for several reasons. First of all, bitch says his relationship with Sandra blossomed after they adopted Baby Louis, yet he continued to text all his whores? The only things that blossomed were the herp warts on his dick from fucking all those skanks. Second of all, the sound of his voice makes me want to sharpen a pencil with my teeth to poke my ear drums out with.
The latest clip from VG’s interview is below. Put all the pencils away before hitting play.