The cheeseburger Lothario who hasn’t met a bottle of well liquor he didn’t fall in love with is back in the hospital after he filled his veins with enough sweet nectar to keep a Lohan family reunion going for at least a couple of hours. And just like a million times before, The Hoff’s tortured 17-year-old daughter Hayley is the one who had to drag his drunk ass to the hospital.
A source tells Radar that The Hoff was on a 3-day booze binge before Hayley threw him in her trunk, drove him to the hospital and put his ass on the curb. The source went on to say that The Hoff will continue to deny that he’s got a thirst for booze in a bad way, “I’m sure he’ll try to deny it this time, too. And that’s sad, because it’s his daughter who is suffering when she has to take care of him after a bender.”
Hayley’s mother Pamela is also a major wreck. Pamela is fresh out of jail after spending some time there for violating her DUI probation.
Maybe this is The Hoff and Pamela’s way of scaring Hayley off the bottle for life? I don’t know, but I do know that if I drank a shot for every time The Hoff was hospitalized with drunkitis, I’d be lying in a bed right next to him. This is not a good look. The Hoff is probably stumbling around the house with vomit chunks hanging onto his nostril hairs and a bottle of Beefeater filled with his own pee pee in his hand. It sounds like a good look on paper, but it isn’t.