Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 25, 2010 / Posted by:

Kevin Cotter, the creator of Myexwifesweddingdress.com

Kevin Cotter says that when his wife of 12 years quit his ass and moved out of their home, she forgot to take her gorgeous wedding dress (the satin sleeves are giving me heart palpitations). When Kevin told her to take the dress, she shut him down and told him to do whatever the fuck he wants with it. And so he did! Kevin started a blog that is dedicated to finding 101 uses for his ex-wife’s wedding dress.

Kevin is now becoming an international star for turning the dress into everything from a piece of floss to a Darth Vadar scarecrow to a pasta strainer. Kevin says the experience has been therapeutic and is helping him get over the break-up. Hey, some bitches key their ex’s car, and some bitches turn their dress into a yoga mat.

So far Kevin is up to 21 uses, but he’s taking requests. I say Kevin needs to start speaking our language by turning that shit into a bong, a cum picker-upper, a beer funnel or a giant white flag for Michelle Duggar’s uterus to hold up. Etc.. etc…

And expect this blog to be turned into a romantic comedy starring Jason Bateman by next summer.

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