Afternoon Crumbs

Eva Longoria looking like a deranged raccoon in the face. And Posh looking like a deranged raccoon attacked her head. Hmmm – Lainey Gossip

AnnaLynne and Angel McCord are over this shit. Just like I’m over them trying to be the new Landers Sisters – Egotastic!

Boy Lohan lied – The Superficial

Kate Hudson looks mighty proud of her new titty situation – Hollywood Tuna

Cameron Diaz or a sun-dried Kiki Dunst? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

It’s a good thing Justin Bieber can’t read or this might make him cry extra hard during potty training – Towleroad

RiRi as Slash……Come again? – Celebitchy

That cracking noise you hear is coming from Squinty Zellweger’s ankles – Popoholic

XXXtina’s Ho Shit Tour has been put on pause – Just Jared

I hope Gwen Stefani is knocked up because we haven’t had a fucked up baby name in a long time – Popsugar

Mindy McCready may or may not have overdosed on pills – I’m Not Obsessed

Duh. – ICYDK

Celebrity Baby Tossing is going to be a new game show on NBC in 3..2.. – Cityrag

What Tiger Woods’ gardeners look like – Holy Moly!

Must resist making a “Cannes” joke – Moe Jackson

But Jessica Simpson’s fitness video will be in Papa Joe’s pants at one point or another – Hollywood Rag