Quote Of The Day: Evan Lysacek Wants A Girlfriend

May 24, 2010 / Posted by:

Evan Likesdadick tells Radar that he’s in the market for a brand new girlfriend to keep him company. Well, Sex and the City 2 is coming out this weekend and nobody wants Evan to coo at Jason Lewis’ nipples by himself, so he better get on that shit. Evan says:

“I’m lonely. I need a girlfriend. I’m looking for funny, someone who can deal with a busy schedule—which has been a problem in the past. And I don’t know, just a cool girl. I need someone to hang out with me.”

That sound you just heard was Johnny Weir’s glitter hole spitting sparkles into his fur panties after reading Evan’s mess of a quote.

(Image via Warren and Derrick)

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