NALGAS OUT!

May 24, 2010 / Posted by:

Hos at the French Open yesterday should’ve been keeping their eyes on Venus Williams’ balls, but instead they couldn’t stop staring at her “Noah Cyrus going to church” tennis teddy and her flesh colored ass huggers. Venus brushed off the prudes and said her ensemble was about the “illusion that I’ve got a vagina…a lot of my motif this year.

Venus’ rock hard butt cheeks could crack a tennis ball just by flinching at it, so I say she should flaunt them as much as she can. Especially because every time she shows off her ass, Gay Al Reynolds punches at his nalgas because no matter how many “squeeze the peen” exercises he does they will never be as great as Venus’.

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