Fear Of The Baby Head

May 24, 2010 / Posted by:

Alien Princess RiRi wants to become somebody’s mother one day, but says she’s leaning towards taking the adoption route because the thought of passing a baby through her vag gives her the scareds. You know, the thought of RiRi passing a baby through her vag gives me the scareds too.

In an interview with Bauer Radio’s In:Demand show RiRi says, “I’m really scared of the actual child birth situation, but I do want to be a mother one day. Even if I have to adopt I want to be a mother.

If I was RiRi I’d be scared of child birth too. If RiRi’s baby inherited her infinityhead of wonder, she’d suffer the longest childbirth of all childbirths. I mean, it would take HOURS for her baby’s forehead to clear her snatch. The nurses would pull up a chair and play a game of Tic Tac Toe on baby’s forehead while waiting for its eyes to show up.

via Contact Music

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