Afternoon Crumbs
I scream, you scream, we all scream at the sight of Heidi Montag – Hollywood Tuna
Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are always so damn excited, because they know the chances of them getting bit by an annoying baby are slim to none – Egotastic!
Ryan Gosling really gets the tingles for his white shoes – Lainey Gossip
The Vlasic pickle stork is probably fapping to this – The Superficial
Some ho carrying around her weathered Armani leather beach bag (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Lady Gaga gets a boner from all the dick rumors – Towleroad
The real winner of Celebrity Apprentice is Cyndi Lauper’s Medusa hair – Celebitchy
Blinded by the Kiki – Popoholic
Panty Creamer of the Minute: Ryan Phillipe – Popsugar
Monica Bellucci & Vincent Cassel have a new baby fweeeend – Just Jared
Suri Cruise stocking up on Jimmy Choo stilettos at Barney’s – ICYDK
Eff the Super Mario cakes, tell me more about that magical wolf painting in the background – OMG Blog
Bow Wow’s supposed peen looks like a misshapen banana half-dipped in milk chocolate – Crunk + Disorderly
Speaking of bananas, Zac Efron is deep throating one – Celebslam
Vanilla Gorilla’s “Urkel sucking helium” voice is making my ears cry – I’m Not Obsessed
If STAINS got a tattoo… – Cityrag
Holly Madison surrounded by a trio of piping hot pieces – Hollywood Rag
(Image via Pacific Coast News)