Afternoon Crumbs

May 24, 2010 / Posted by:

I scream, you scream, we all scream at the sight of Heidi MontagHollywood Tuna

Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are always so damn excited, because they know the chances of them getting bit by an annoying baby are slim to none – Egotastic!

Ryan Gosling really gets the tingles for his white shoes – Lainey Gossip

The Vlasic pickle stork is probably fapping to this – The Superficial

Some ho carrying around her weathered Armani leather beach bag (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Lady Gaga gets a boner from all the dick rumors – Towleroad

The real winner of Celebrity Apprentice is Cyndi Lauper’s Medusa hair – Celebitchy

Blinded by the KikiPopoholic

Panty Creamer of the Minute: Ryan PhillipePopsugar

Monica Bellucci & Vincent Cassel have a new baby fweeeend – Just Jared

Suri Cruise stocking up on Jimmy Choo stilettos at Barney’s – ICYDK

Eff the Super Mario cakes, tell me more about that magical wolf painting in the background – OMG Blog

Bow Wow’s supposed peen looks like a misshapen banana half-dipped in milk chocolate – Crunk + Disorderly

Speaking of bananas, Zac Efron is deep throating one – Celebslam

Vanilla Gorilla’sUrkel sucking helium” voice is making my ears cry – I’m Not Obsessed

If STAINS got a tattoo… – Cityrag

Holly Madison surrounded by a trio of piping hot pieces – Hollywood Rag

(Image via Pacific Coast News)

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