Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 22, 2010 / Posted by:

Vincent (as played by Madison & Pono) from Lost

In honor of Lost coming to an end tomorrow night, every Hot Slut this weekend and Monday will be devoted to the animals, monsters and things we’ve all come to know and love over the past twenty years (or however long that shit has been on). Actually, these will probably be the final Hot Sluts since the world will end once Lost goes off the air forever. That’s the big twist. The world is over! This giant island known as Earth will be moved right into the sun. What reason is there for humanity do go on, right? Put on your SPF.

But before that happens, let’s all pay tribute to Vincent, the dog WHO STARTED IT ALL (yes, he did). I’m not even sure where Vincent is hiding these days. Bitch is probably in the Dharma computer lab trolling Lost websites trying to find out what the hell is going on. Bitch is as confused as all of us.

I just hope that Vincent can tear himself away from the computer for the final episode. The creators of Lost said that Vincent is the only character they guarantee isn’t going to die in the end. That’s good news, because I’m secretly hoping Vincent gets the final line. The camera will zoom into his face, and he’ll say, “Roll that beautiful bean footage!” BOOM! LOST! CREDITS!

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