It’s MORE than one line of the bad shit neatly laid out on a mirror! So…TMZ got a hold of these lovely pictures of totally the totally sober and pristine Lindsay Lohan working hard for that no-money in Cannes while “promoting” the Linda Lovelace movie with two orphans she rescued from the bottom of a dumpster.
I wonder what kind of excuse Blohan’s going to pull out of her nostril to explain why she’s got a DIY snorter in her hand and why Charlie Sheen’s breakfast of choice is sitting on that table. You know she’s going to queef about how this is a promo shot for the Linda Lovelace movie and it’s actually lines of Equal not coke.
I might believe her, because is it really possible for Blohan to leave lines of cocaine on a table long enough to take a picture? Bitch’s nostrils are always HONGRAY so you would think they would’ve sucked that shit up as soon as it came out of the vial. And if her nose didn’t devour that mess, her Elvira Hancooch would’ve sucked it up along with that glass of naranja juice. Two doses of vitamin C!
After the jump is a NSFWish picture of Blohan getting into some chocolate crack. JUMP!
I’m no Detective La Toya, but maybe that’s where her passport went….along with whatever is left of her career.